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DeCarbolito: The Ultimate Supplement – spoof of “as seen on TV”-ads

GreatInventions.tv (a spin-off on MailOrderHusbands.net) has many fake products on their site, such as Stoltz Revolution Razor, Magic Wand Home Tattoo Removal System, and Holistic Harmony Belt. A funny spoof of supplement ads is DeCarbolito (Ingredients: Boldenone Undecyclenate (horse steroid),  Acetyl-CoA Carboxylase (hummingbird enzyme))! Just read these warnings:

  • Users of DeCarbolito should drink 18 to 20 glasses of water a day to avoid kidney infection.
  • Use of DeCarbolito may cause gastro-intestinal discomfort, such as diverticulitis.
  • DeCarbolito may cause breath to smell like oysters for up to two hours after ingesting.
  • DeCarbolito may cause breasts to grow in males between ages 18 and 49.
  • Use of DeCarbolito may cause nose hair to grow at an accelerated rate.
  • DeCarbolito may cause voices to lower in females by up to three octaves.
  • DeCarbolito may cause people to experience a fear of widths.
  • DeCarbolito may cause an extra four to six molars to grow in some cases.
  • Avoid taking DeCarbolito within seven days of any medical exam.

August 8, 2006 - Posted by | Humor

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