DeCarbolito: The Ultimate Supplement – spoof of “as seen on TV”-ads
GreatInventions.tv (a spin-off on MailOrderHusbands.net) has many fake products on their site, such as Stoltz Revolution Razor, Magic Wand Home Tattoo Removal System, and Holistic Harmony Belt. A funny spoof of supplement ads is DeCarbolito (Ingredients: Boldenone Undecyclenate (horse steroid), Acetyl-CoA Carboxylase (hummingbird enzyme))! Just read these warnings:
- Users of DeCarbolito should drink 18 to 20 glasses of water a day to avoid kidney infection.
- Use of DeCarbolito may cause gastro-intestinal discomfort, such as diverticulitis.
- DeCarbolito may cause breath to smell like oysters for up to two hours after ingesting.
- DeCarbolito may cause breasts to grow in males between ages 18 and 49.
- Use of DeCarbolito may cause nose hair to grow at an accelerated rate.
- DeCarbolito may cause voices to lower in females by up to three octaves.
- DeCarbolito may cause people to experience a fear of widths.
- DeCarbolito may cause an extra four to six molars to grow in some cases.
- Avoid taking DeCarbolito within seven days of any medical exam.
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The gymrat (aka Magnus Branzén) works for THE Swedish bodybuilding and fitness magazine. This blog will feature some of the many news items I come across – from my perspective. Most of them should be useful for weight training athletes. Or at least good for a laugh.
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