You know you are a Figure Competitor when…
- For a few days each year your toilet seat is brown and this time it aint the husbands fault.
- You can honestly say you have spent more on a bathing suit than your wedding dress.
- Six inch clear hooker heels is your footwear of choice in your own home (and not just in the bedroom).
- Someone asks about the man in your life and you tell that Gym is fine!
- You have two sections in your wardrobe. Contest and Offseason. And they arent mix and match. (Rae’s note: not with my coach it isn’t… there is no off-season… LOL!!)
- Your top three priorities on any given day:
B. Eat. Clean.
C. Check the fitness forum board.
Not necessarily in that order.
- You can name any pro figure competitor by seeing her butt alone.
- When someone wants to take your picture, you immediately spread your lats, tighten every muscle in your body, point your fingers and SMILE!
- You take more pills daily than your 80 year old grandmother.
- Your idea of dressing up is taking your hair out of the pony tail its been in for a week.
- If you have had someone close to you, hide food from you in your own house.
- An easy day is lifting and only 1 cardio session.
- Instead of carrying a Gucci pursue you accessorize with a Coleman cooler.
- Waking up so sore you can barely move puts a smile on your face.
- You cant do any work because you are to busy counting down the seconds until your next meal!!!!!!!!!
- The faint smell of Pro Tan gets your heart pumping faster than your man’s cologne.
- You leave a little trail of Splenda packets, tupperware, and empty water bottles everywhere you go.
- Your hubby makes you pee in the guest bathroom because every meal includes asparagus.
- You consider Beano an essential part of your supplement regimen.
- Your jaws are sore because you can’t stop chewing sugar free gum!
- You spend at least 5 minutes grilling your server at arestaurant, and another five minutes re-writing the menu until you’ve got a meal that meets your diet’s specifications…and then you devour it in less than 60 seconds flat!!
- You consider a day when you only have to make ONE trip to the gym a luxury!
- You think about having “relaxed hands” and sticking your butt out while standing in line at the grocery store. (Hey, a girl’s gotta practice her posing!!!)
- You consider condiments and diet coke taboo!!!
- And…your neighbors start gossiping that you’ve had lipo cause there is no way a girl could get that fit in 12 weeks!